The diagnosis sure explains a lot. I’m gonna need to be cagey about some things to protect the privacy of others and be evasive about self-medication…
“Why does a grown ass man put pronouns in his bio?” –some Matt Walsh fan “cuck” “soyboy” “pussy” “limp wrist” “loser” “pathetic” “beta” “insane idiot…
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I have a mom. I love my mom. She has always been a wonderful mom. I’m 52 and my mom is still alive and I’m very grateful for that. I’ll be calling her…
The Introduction to my 2014 Weight Loss Book
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Michael Jackson's "Thriller" is released
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