The central repository of my motherfucking recipes
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Okay motherfuckers, let’s talk motherfucking food. I am, at best, a mediocre cook. And when people say I fucked up a recipe I’m all well fucking duh never said I was chef people read this for the story fuck off. And you keep seeing these memes and articles about “Google: show me recipe for fettucine alfredo” and then they get to the recipe and it begins with “When I was a teen my grandmother would rub my feet with olive oil . . .” and people always talking about how much they hate that shit but for some reason I was given a by probably because all my recipes had “motherfucking” in the title. I guess. It certainly wasn’t because I know much about how to cook. Although my wife seems to appreciate it. She fucks up Kraft Dinner.
The central repository of my motherfucking recipes
The central repository of my motherfucking…
The central repository of my motherfucking recipes
Okay motherfuckers, let’s talk motherfucking food. I am, at best, a mediocre cook. And when people say I fucked up a recipe I’m all well fucking duh never said I was chef people read this for the story fuck off. And you keep seeing these memes and articles about “Google: show me recipe for fettucine alfredo” and then they get to the recipe and it begins with “When I was a teen my grandmother would rub my feet with olive oil . . .” and people always talking about how much they hate that shit but for some reason I was given a by probably because all my recipes had “motherfucking” in the title. I guess. It certainly wasn’t because I know much about how to cook. Although my wife seems to appreciate it. She fucks up Kraft Dinner.