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Roger Vaughn's avatar

Beautiful! I wonder how many will actually understand the sarcasm?

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Aaron's avatar

I’ll take “Brightening Up My Day” for $200, James. Thanks!

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Maryhelen  Vicars's avatar

Jeez, I only wrote about an apostrophe error! Quaking here…

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Leslie Riegel Cully's avatar

Oh, that’s going to make them crazy! 🤣

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Jessicah's avatar

'Rest assured that I read at least some of it' is my favorite part 😆

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Pam J's avatar

I. LOVE. THIS!!!

(I didn't just set myself up to get that message did I? 😏🤣)

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Michaline Schalton's avatar

You're too fucking kind.

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Joseph Bonnar's avatar

I'm so angry with you because KINDLE won't sell me an autographed copy of your book! :P (*sniff* *sniff* *snivel* *whine whine whine*)

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Jim's avatar

Just mail him your kindle so he can sign it. Sheesh

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Joseph Bonnar's avatar

But THEN what would I have to whine about?

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Jim's avatar

Red or white whine?

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Stoned Reverend's avatar

Hilarious!

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Maureen's avatar

PERFECT! This wordaholic couldn'ta done it gooder. Kudzus to you.

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Diane B's avatar

Perfect!

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Ian Mark Sirota's avatar

Looking forward to reading what you fucking have to say here!

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Mercedes's avatar

Awesome

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John T's avatar

Genius!! I LOVE your work.

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PegTownCrown's avatar

I still have the Body For Wife meme I stole from some rando that says this. 😉

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Ron White's avatar

Ded!! LOLOLOLOOL

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