In Reply to Your Thoughtful Comment

Thank you for taking a portion of your immensely valuable time to post a comment on my social media. Rest assured that I read at least some of it, and I’m certain the remainder was logical, factual, well written, free of grammatical or spelling errors, and did not at all resemble a word salad.

The reason you received this link is because there appears to be some disagreement between what I posted and what you believe to be true. And so, you bravely took it upon yourself to chastise the bad person on the internet for having an opinion that differs from yours. I expect your mother is most proud of such a laudable accomplishment. Tell her I said hi.

If it gives you solace, you may consider me properly castigated by your impeccable logic, your intelligent use of facts, and your cutting wit.

I do understand your desire is to have me reply directly to your comment, but I’m afraid I’m not the master of time management you are. As a result, I find I’m often behind in my work and cannot afford the specific care and attention such thoughtful prose deserves so that we may spend hours going back and forth in an ultimate quest to prove who is the greater master of the caps lock key.

If you believe you have been directed to this link in error, please send me $100 US for every 10 words you would like me to type in reply.

Have an amazing day.

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