I agree, disqualifying him from all future campaigning is probably the most he will get. Unfortunately, most (myself included) will see this as another rich fuck getting away with things that would land the rest of us in a maximum security prison for a very long time.
Best column EVER.
I'm really fucking mad at you right now for the mushroom visual in my head. Aaarrgghhh! My eyes! My EYES!! I can't unsee it!
Spot on and hilarious.
I agree, disqualifying him from all future campaigning is probably the most he will get. Unfortunately, most (myself included) will see this as another rich fuck getting away with things that would land the rest of us in a maximum security prison for a very long time.
I need to wash my brain now! 🤢 Thanks 😊
However, you're right in that he's not going to prison as we know it.
All his interaction with the public needs to stop. No more rallies, Twitter of any sort, interviews, emails etc.
Certainly no pardons. Which is the first thing a republican president would do. Unless they get out from underneath his shithole.
JMO.
It's going to be interesting.
Fuck! *grabs bleach and flushes eyes* I'm traumatized by that goddamn visual! 😵😱
Great story! 🤩👍
But will we get a perp walk at least? 😆
Loving your work
So. Much. Yes!
All I can say is good luck.
Great article! You are so intelligent!
Needing brain bleach following the mushroom comment.
However, as the Cheeto-coloured-ferret-wearing-shitgibbon has more lives than my cat I don't imagine our wishes will come true!
This has to be the dumbest fantasy nonsense I have ever read.