19 Comments
User's avatar
Shasta Andersen's avatar

Best column EVER.

Expand full comment
Catherine Beal's avatar

This!

Expand full comment
Catherine Beal's avatar

I'm really fucking mad at you right now for the mushroom visual in my head. Aaarrgghhh! My eyes! My EYES!! I can't unsee it!

Expand full comment
James Fell's avatar

Yeah sorry. I almost made it that jr was "snorting rails off his wife's perineum", so you can be grateful I left that out.

Expand full comment
Catherine Beal's avatar

Omfucking G. You're killing me now. Lmao!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Expand full comment
Babe Ruthless's avatar

Would you please stop picking on my hobbies????

Expand full comment
May LeGrys's avatar

Spot on and hilarious.

Expand full comment
Mark Heany's avatar

I agree, disqualifying him from all future campaigning is probably the most he will get. Unfortunately, most (myself included) will see this as another rich fuck getting away with things that would land the rest of us in a maximum security prison for a very long time.

Expand full comment
Kathleen Wilson's avatar

I need to wash my brain now! 🤢 Thanks 😊

However, you're right in that he's not going to prison as we know it.

All his interaction with the public needs to stop. No more rallies, Twitter of any sort, interviews, emails etc.

Certainly no pardons. Which is the first thing a republican president would do. Unless they get out from underneath his shithole.

JMO.

It's going to be interesting.

Expand full comment
Julia Creadore's avatar

Fuck! *grabs bleach and flushes eyes* I'm traumatized by that goddamn visual! 😵😱

Great story! 🤩👍

Expand full comment
Karen Hayes's avatar

But will we get a perp walk at least? 😆

Expand full comment
Mrs Helen Glanville's avatar

Loving your work

Expand full comment
teh keLz's avatar

So. Much. Yes!

Expand full comment
KJ Chamarette's avatar

All I can say is good luck.

Expand full comment
Marygrace's avatar

Great article! You are so intelligent!

Expand full comment
Penza's avatar

Needing brain bleach following the mushroom comment.

However, as the Cheeto-coloured-ferret-wearing-shitgibbon has more lives than my cat I don't imagine our wishes will come true!

Expand full comment
Philip Hamm's avatar

This has to be the dumbest fantasy nonsense I have ever read.

Expand full comment
Gino Belgeri's avatar

And yet you're here. LOL

Expand full comment
Philip Hamm's avatar

I did not say it was not funny.;)

Expand full comment