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Tessie's avatar

Cowboy Hat Guy makes Hank Hill look like Lizzo.

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Bill Williamson's avatar

Thanks for the laughs.

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Franky Edder's avatar

The whole concept of masculinity has been altered, thanks to right-wingnut media. In the mind of the MAGAts, being masculine means being brutal, uneducated, violent, and a willingness to adore fascism, and fascist leaders.

I remember when being a man meant taking care of your family. Being a father to your kids by getting involved with them, including them in things. It even means helping people who are unable to help themself. Taking everyone out for supper, movie, ball game..etc. Setting the example of maturity to your kids.

It didn't mean slapping the wife and kids around. Going out getting drunk every night, excluding your family from your hobbies and interest. And it didn't mean being a 24 karat asshole towards everyone who isn't exactly like yourself.

All the flash and egomania of last year's siege of Ottawa didn't show me any grown men. It showed little boys in their truck, having a squalling match with their air-horns. Poor pitiful little boys don't want to wear a mask to protect themself, and others. Poor frightened little boys don't want to get the vaccine, because it'll hurt. Big bombastic overgrown (obese) boys think the gubmint take'n way their freedumb becuase they have to wear a mask, stay inside, keep so many meters away from others. Yeah yeah yeah, it's just a terrible injustice to want people to be safe, and prevent the spread of disease.

Okay, I feel much better now. (gets a shot of crown)

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Betsy Brazy's avatar

What the hell, basement boy also has a bag of Adult Crickets? That's the only way he can get applause, to buy it in a bag?

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James Gillen's avatar

"First step: Take the he/him out of your bio

Second step: Vote conservative"

So, the best way to be a conservative is to quit identifying as a man. Explains all the Trump fanbois.

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Sheryl Robinson's avatar

As usual, thanks for the laughs, but what really gets me is "since 1993." Also, I can see why that guy is afraid of pronouns ("men" -> "him", "he"). He's not very good at them. I'm the same: as a Canadian who can't speak French, I feel stupid and ashamed when people speak it in my presence.

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Patris's avatar

😘

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Sue Watts's avatar

Oh but James, sperm will never be targeted as it belongs to men.

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Mercedes's avatar

No more masturbation or vasectomies - both kill babies. Oh, and if you have a limp dick, that's obviously god's will . . . so no more viagra or Cialis. It works both ways, guys. Women have had it!

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Ben Woestenburg's avatar

No more masturbation...? There goes MY sex life!

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Life's Canvas: Women Write's avatar

If every sperm is sacred, then masturbation is murder. Calling all tube socks as witnesses, your dishonor!

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Caroline Brown's avatar

I’m a Brit - I’ve rarely even seen a gun. But, isn’t the back of the pants a really dumbass place to put a loaded weapon?

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Franky Edder's avatar

Shhhh. We're hoping to reduce their numbers. Yes, that would be a real pain-in-the ass.

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Lilly Edens's avatar

It is kinda amazing at just the number of folks who carry their weapons like that also shoot their butts off.

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A.Gnosticthefirst's avatar

Sex without consent is rape and marital status is irrelevant. Only men with a will to subjugate don't understand this and they deserve a metaphorical exile to the Siberia of women's affection.

Canadians (well at least most Canadians) cheered wildly when the Emergencies Act was invoked, so the streets of Ottawa could be cleared of scum.

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Steve Mazzeo's avatar

I think Alabama classified the frozen embryos as people to up their population number to get more seats in the US House.

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Mercedes's avatar

Yikes!

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Kay-El's avatar

I live in an open carry state, but cities are allowed to say nope to that. That’s why I never see idiots carrying at the market, though other types of idiots still exist.

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Heidi Mason's avatar

Gods, you're awesome

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