Clap Backs & Commentary, Part 7

Pleasure models, pronoun boy, and sacred sperm

On a ski trip and doing this on my phone. Hope it works okay.

Anyway, here’s a fellow who has a serious problem with the idea of consent. Marriage doesn’t entitle you to someone’s body. Marital rape has been illegal in all 50 states since 1993.

Speaking of people women don’t want, all these Fascist Friend Finder sites always end up being total sausage parties.

Talking about stupid, they say no pronouns, yet the second word in the ad is “you.”

In other news, it was the second anniversary of the dumbfuck Freedom Convoy terrorizing Ottawa, and those idiots were all over Twitter. They didn’t like my posts that you saw previously, and one guy who I was sure had to be a parody came at me (he recently went internet infamous for proclaiming that for the first time in his life he was skipping the Super Bowl because Swift “ruined” it for him). Anyway, me calling out the convoy’s racism means I was triggered.

But then it turns out this dipshit isn’t a parody. He’s actually serious.

Brought to you straight from the confines of mom’s basement.

And, of course, because he weighed in, so did a bunch of his racist buddies.

Now before you incorrect me, Yosemite Sam said rabbit. It was Elmer who said wabbit.

And finally, Forrest Gump says AlaBAMA! The vote was eight to one.

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