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Franky Edder's avatar

"...CPR on a 15-year-old asshole." I about fell off the planet laughing at your response.

Have you thought of naming this, Snapbacks and Comebacks? As in; Comeback for another whack upside your noggin.

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Joanne k's avatar

Same, I literally snorted diet coke out of my nose laughing at that.

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DR Darke's avatar

Meanwhile, Don Jr. rushed up and said, "Uh, if you're not using that coke, lady...." 😂

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Franky Edder's avatar

I'm surprised that after giving CPR, they said nothing about blowback.

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Sheri Muntean's avatar

Well, I suppose the good thing about reporting on dumbfuckery in history and media is there will never be a shortage of it...

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Patris's avatar

Amen sister

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Paul Wittenberger's avatar

Peterson certainly gets his fair share of air and print time for someone who claims official sources are trying to shut him up.

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Patris's avatar

This is why I read you and buy your books (the one my husband just snagged yesterday and said “this looks good, I’m going to read it” and I said “not until I’m done”).

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Aileen G's avatar

but I LIKE Kermit. I don't want to associate Kermit with that incel. :(

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Martha Mantikoski's avatar

When did the Pussy Bites the Donald happen? (Ew, by the way. All of the ew.) I somehow missed that one and I’m a news junkie.

Could you include dates of these to be added for context?

PS: Really like Snapbacks and Comebacks

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Martha Mantikoski's avatar

Thanks, James. I really did not want to Google “hand herpes”.

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DR Darke's avatar

You really don't—I did looking for an illustration?

And that'll put you right off your feed!

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Olga Stewart's avatar

'Next time try breathing into the other end.'

I'm dead. Ha ha!

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Kimberlee Avery Wilkins's avatar

Next time do the breathing on the other end , OMG ! That was hilarious !!😅🤣😂

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EFS's avatar

Re: "Asian" babies - Too bad this isn't real. Adding any non-European/DARAmurican DNA to the genes of Trump supporters would be helpful; they are so incredibly ignorant, but they still get to vote.

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Kari L's avatar

I think an awful lot of them would be unpleasantly surprised if they were to take a DNA test.

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Kay-El's avatar

Ok, you’re hilarious and I just bought your book.

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KJ Chamarette's avatar

Serves and Receipts?

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Mark L's avatar

Imagine looking down from above

( no not god)

Would you shake your head, laugh, cry, or just tune out and revisit in a Thousand Years

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Erica's avatar

Epic. Absolutely epic.

❤️

Also, there’s a classic spelling mistake in the first sentence about JP.

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Lauren Primoff's avatar

Wendy, Wendy, Wendy.🤦🏻‍♀️

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Bonono's avatar

You're brilliant.

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Mike Hammer's avatar

It’s the beginning of The Epstein Curse!

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