Clap Backs & Commentary, Part 2

Hand Syphilis, Incel Kermit, and Dying With the Lie

I haven’t thought of a better name yet, so we’re still going with Clap Backs & Commentary.

The morning after Trump gave one of his delusional diatribes to his devoted degenerates, a sewage speech to the stupids where his hand looked normal, his hand no longer looked normal just a few hours later. And the internet being what it is, the armchair dermatologists ran rampant with their progeneses. Hand syphilis, hand herpes, a nasty fall related to his progressing dementia? Whatever it is, I hope it causes him pain and is indicative of his rapidly worsening health.

Incel Kermit, aka Jordan Peterson, is trending again, this time for there being consequences for his assholery. The College of Physicians of Ontario has ordered him to take social media training if he wants to keep his license as a psychologist. That’s because, as a licensed psychologist, he has used his massive platform to body shame a popular model, misgender a popular trans actor, and refer to a trans woman’s vagina as “not a vagina. It’s a hole for another man to f**k.”

The mega bestselling author with five million followers on Twitter was given 2,000 words in Canada’s National Post to go on a whiny tirade about how he was being “silenced.” The title of the articles is “Bureaucrats will rue the day they tried to shut me up: The petty tyrants at the College of Psychologists of Ontario have no right to force me into re-education.”

Did you just read that in Kermit the Frog’s voice? Because I sure did.

Another thing he got in shit for was, again as a licensed psychologist, suggesting someone take their own life. So, when he decided to be “good Jordan” and post one of his not totally bugshit tweets, I called him on his hypocrisy.

Since you’re here, I’d really like it if you

This next one is courtesy of a hardcore MAGAt who watches too much Tucker Carlson, because it’s Tucker’s bullshit she’s echoing here.

Speaking of mRNA dumbfuckery, this antivaccine alleged paramedic said he’s seen people dropping like flies from being vaccinated, including children.

And just for fun, some toxic masculinity. It’s not just for guys anymore.

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