OMG, what a great Holy Week read! 🔥 I’m literally crying right now! Oh, and you’re def going to burn in hell, but you just won Satan’s Pulitzer, so totally worth it, I’d say!!!
At the time, King Herod murdered children, just like currently, Netanyahu murders Palestinian children, and the US murders Persian schoolgirls with Israel's cooperation. Some things never seem to change.
I’m having a debate with myself: how much trouble will I get into if I (recovering Catholic) send this to my parents (still very much church attendees)?
Bearing in mind that I’m about to go stay with them for a fortnight…Still might be worth it for the laughs 😂
Best version of the Last S̶u̶p̶p̶e̶r̶ Dinner story I've ever read! 😅👏👏
What happens on Easter? Jesus rises from the grave...and if he sees his shadow he goes back in and we get six more weeks of winter
This made me giggle, especially the Nine Inch Nails concert part. You're a bad person. So am I. LOL.
Oh and that Yahweh pun. It was a groaner.
AI could never have been that fun with "yahweh"! That's gonna get me through the whole day
Excellent Seasonal writing, had me laughing all morning 🐣
Oh and what about Mary Magdalene? Seated there to his right? Leo was a sly dog and he snuck some stuff in there that is pretty humorous.
OMG, what a great Holy Week read! 🔥 I’m literally crying right now! Oh, and you’re def going to burn in hell, but you just won Satan’s Pulitzer, so totally worth it, I’d say!!!
The “Yahweh” cracked me up! 😜
At the time, King Herod murdered children, just like currently, Netanyahu murders Palestinian children, and the US murders Persian schoolgirls with Israel's cooperation. Some things never seem to change.
LOL
and everyone was like no way, and Jesus said Yahweh.
Made me spit out my wine! 🤭
I’m having a debate with myself: how much trouble will I get into if I (recovering Catholic) send this to my parents (still very much church attendees)?
Bearing in mind that I’m about to go stay with them for a fortnight…Still might be worth it for the laughs 😂
Miss Corbett went on and on. I think it was spread over a double R.E. lesson. Your version is much better. Oh, I have both volumes. 👍🏼