So You've Decided to Hate Greta Thunberg

Chances are, you’re a middle-aged white man. Or maybe that Tammy Lasagna person. Anyway, you’ve decided to hate Greta Thunberg. And I get it. She’s a truant. When she was 15, she left school to protest outside Swedish Parliament for stronger climate action. She should have been in class learning how to be a good little consumer of planetary resources like other kids her age. I bet she spent most of the time “protesting” glued to her phone doing SnapFace or some shit anyway.

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