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Therese Chan's avatar

OK, after checking Cardinal Bishop Tagle's wikipedia page, I am dying laughing. "Tagle, who generally prefers to be called by his nickname "Chito" rather than by his clerical title..."

I swear to flying-spaghetti-monster... having the next one be Pope Cheeto would be PEAK 2025.

Betsy Brazy's avatar

But what about Pope Joan? She keeps getting left out of papal history, like so many women whose existence was essential (Mary) but never got top billing.

Karen Simon's avatar

As a cradle Catholic I approve your swears message. I can't wait for the new book to come out!

Kirsten Beier's avatar

Congratulations on the book submission!

Robot Bender's avatar

I vote for Fadder Guido Sarducci.

Van Gogh's avatar

Oh yeah ... saw him on Cobert. He's as good as ever ...

Kim Danielle Agnello's avatar

I am looking forward to reading it! Loved your Shit Went Down books :)

TinyT's avatar

"banning the proffering of pontifical life insurance" Does anyone else suddenly have a burning desire to know the etymology of the word pontificate?

Harrison's avatar

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Crombie's avatar

I’m saying it will be an Italian. Balance the pendulum.

D. C. Wilkinson's avatar

The Catholic Church continues to sustain and promote global patriarchy. Shame!