Just imagine how much simpler our lives would have been if they'd set up 13 months instead of only 12. With a 13-month year, each month having exactly 28 days leaves only 1 day left over at the end of the year -- 2 days in leap years -- to party immensely before the cycle starts all over again. That 1 day (Leap Year 2 days) would have to be Monday-Sunday. It could just be the international Holiday Celebration Day. We could have set it up so January 1 is exactly the same day every fucking year instead of having 28, 30, 31 days per month and the day numbers changing every fucking year with holidays .... whenever. Think about it. I'd love if you thought about it a lot then wrote a column about it. Ask Neil deGrasse Tyson what he thinks.
Just imagine how much simpler our lives would have been if they'd set up 13 months instead of only 12. With a 13-month year, each month having exactly 28 days leaves only 1 day left over at the end of the year -- 2 days in leap years -- to party immensely before the cycle starts all over again. That 1 day (Leap Year 2 days) would have to be Monday-Sunday. It could just be the international Holiday Celebration Day. We could have set it up so January 1 is exactly the same day every fucking year instead of having 28, 30, 31 days per month and the day numbers changing every fucking year with holidays .... whenever. Think about it. I'd love if you thought about it a lot then wrote a column about it. Ask Neil deGrasse Tyson what he thinks.
Correction: typo -- That 1 day would NOT have to be Monday-Sunday.....