"And hordes of pasty penis possessors from o’er the land collectively fudged their undergarments and unleashed the ALL CAPS fury, screeching like howler monkeys on a meth bender."
Brilliant. You, sir, are indeed one of the great wordsmiths of our generation, second only, in my humble opinion, to the legend himself, Neil Peart.
"And hordes of pasty penis possessors from o’er the land collectively fudged their undergarments and unleashed the ALL CAPS fury, screeching like howler monkeys on a meth bender."
Brilliant. You, sir, are indeed one of the great wordsmiths of our generation, second only, in my humble opinion, to the legend himself, Neil Peart.
That is, indeed, one of your finest intros.