My husband works in high tech. A colleague lamented that he was unable to resurrect a board (computer circuit board) after powering it off for 20 minutes. Hubby says "I think you have to wait 3 days". Ba dum TSSSSS
But, seriously, did he? As in, there's historical evidence for the existence of a man with that name, who actually was crucified by the Romans? Not for the rest of it, of course.
Nothing irrefutable, but most historians agree there was an upstart Jewish preacher who started a movement around that time and was crucified for it. Then it snowballed and stole a bunch of pagan shit to make itself popular. There are those who vehemently claim that Jesus was completely made up and never existed at all and that seems quite unlikely.
My husband works in high tech. A colleague lamented that he was unable to resurrect a board (computer circuit board) after powering it off for 20 minutes. Hubby says "I think you have to wait 3 days". Ba dum TSSSSS
I'm running over to FB right now to see how many people yell "sacrilege!!" at you. Also, caught that subtle 'yahweh' reference. You're so clever!
I'm waiting for the "bUt jEsuS diDn'T aCtUaLLy eXiSt" folks to show up.
But, seriously, did he? As in, there's historical evidence for the existence of a man with that name, who actually was crucified by the Romans? Not for the rest of it, of course.
Nothing irrefutable, but most historians agree there was an upstart Jewish preacher who started a movement around that time and was crucified for it. Then it snowballed and stole a bunch of pagan shit to make itself popular. There are those who vehemently claim that Jesus was completely made up and never existed at all and that seems quite unlikely.
Yes - the 'yahweh' was brilliant!
I mean, imagine the corkage?
This may be your finest yet.