I'm excited about this boycott! Does anyone know of a website that talks about it and lists all of it's companies so we can make sure we don't purchase something from a subsidiary?
Unfortunately most of the cheaper "versions" are actually made by the big cereal companies as well, just out of ingredients of lesser quality. Might be better to research companies not associated with Kelloggs but you'd be surprised how many actually are subsidiaries.
These days I only have rolled oats, but my favorite cereal in a box is Life. When I was 11, my mother sent me to the store to get breakfast cereal. I came home with a box of Life. "What the hell did you get that shit for?" She roared. I said "Because twinkies, frosted flakes, and other cereal taste like milk coated cardboard with sugar. " Along with that, I was on the verge of puberty at 11-years-old. So none of that preventative measures for me thankyouverymuch.
Me and some of my buddies came up with what we thought were code words for the 'act'
Beat the meat. Beat the drum, wham the ham, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, have a little *squirt. We had such dirty minds. That's how I know I've never been brainwashed, because I still have a dirty mind.
*Squirt was a popular grapefruit flavored soda back in the 1940s - 1960s. I'm from The South, so I don't say POP.
Well, damn Skippy! Not only do I have even more reason to boycott all Kellogg’s products, I have yet another to have a solo party in my pants! Fuckin’ A! 🎉😈
I actually quite like corn flakes. And rice krispies. A byproduct possibly of a childhood where I often ate rather worse things, and so they still kinda seem relatively pretty nice.
I have never particularly noticed any effect on my libido from eating either, mind. Nor, honestly, much from such alleged aphrodisiac foods as oysters. Possibly the right person eating an oyster the right way though. I think I could picture that... Erm... Having an effect.
Either way holy fuck that was one stupid shitty thing to say Kellogg’s dude. I don’t eat a lot of cold cereal these days anyway, but/so for what it’s worth I think I can get onboard on this don’t thing easily enough.
“Clitorisn’t” had me rolling.
I always got good laughs from this touching story....
I have never seen so many euphemisms for masturbation in one place. Thanks for the laughs. And the education Kelloggs.
I laughed so hard, so many times. Now all I need are the female euphemisms, or gender neutral ones. 😊
"... transform any clitoris into a clitorisn’t." 😆
Have you written about Kellogg’s racism? If not can we get that story one day?
I'm excited about this boycott! Does anyone know of a website that talks about it and lists all of it's companies so we can make sure we don't purchase something from a subsidiary?
We should be clear though that there is nothing wrong with cereal for dinner. "Breakfast food" is a marketing term.
Unfortunately most of the cheaper "versions" are actually made by the big cereal companies as well, just out of ingredients of lesser quality. Might be better to research companies not associated with Kelloggs but you'd be surprised how many actually are subsidiaries.
These days I only have rolled oats, but my favorite cereal in a box is Life. When I was 11, my mother sent me to the store to get breakfast cereal. I came home with a box of Life. "What the hell did you get that shit for?" She roared. I said "Because twinkies, frosted flakes, and other cereal taste like milk coated cardboard with sugar. " Along with that, I was on the verge of puberty at 11-years-old. So none of that preventative measures for me thankyouverymuch.
Me and some of my buddies came up with what we thought were code words for the 'act'
Beat the meat. Beat the drum, wham the ham, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, have a little *squirt. We had such dirty minds. That's how I know I've never been brainwashed, because I still have a dirty mind.
*Squirt was a popular grapefruit flavored soda back in the 1940s - 1960s. I'm from The South, so I don't say POP.
"ménage à moi" - brilliant!
Well, damn Skippy! Not only do I have even more reason to boycott all Kellogg’s products, I have yet another to have a solo party in my pants! Fuckin’ A! 🎉😈
The novel The Road to Wellville might have perpetuated some half-truths but it is a great read. Thanks for the real nitty gritty about Kellogg.
"Was this guy spying on trenage James?" I seriously lost it there, and had to take a small break to wash down all the slober I spit everywhere.
As always, Sir wit, keep on being you.
I actually quite like corn flakes. And rice krispies. A byproduct possibly of a childhood where I often ate rather worse things, and so they still kinda seem relatively pretty nice.
I have never particularly noticed any effect on my libido from eating either, mind. Nor, honestly, much from such alleged aphrodisiac foods as oysters. Possibly the right person eating an oyster the right way though. I think I could picture that... Erm... Having an effect.
Either way holy fuck that was one stupid shitty thing to say Kellogg’s dude. I don’t eat a lot of cold cereal these days anyway, but/so for what it’s worth I think I can get onboard on this don’t thing easily enough.
"Clitorisn't" is my new favorite word!