Worst Bio Ever

This is not a recent photo

CW: Discussion of weight loss, albeit in what I hope is not a toxic manner.

I know many authors write one bio (or more likely have it written for them) and use it for fucking decades, never changing it. They also use the same photo. One famous author I know is as bald as Patrick Stewart but not in his circa 1997 author photo.

Anyway, I like to switch things up, and it seems the more I write, the goofier I get. For me, every book needs a new bio and a new photo.