Worse Than Having a Bug Up Your Ass
A step down from my worst nightmare
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How does one actually get a bug up their ass? What kind of J.D. Vance couch fucking compromising position gymnastics do you have to place your sphincter in to accomplish that? Oh, wait. It’s a metaphor. Never mind.
Two days ago, I got something worse than a bug up my ass, but not as bad as I feared it could be.
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