What Is the Best-Case Scenario with Trump?

Hint: You gotta work for it

Twenty-Fifth Amendment that fucker!

Democrats need to do something!

Article II, Section IV!

Much to Secretary of Dumbfuckery Pete Keg’s Breath’s chagrin, no one was bombed back to the Stone Age yesterday. Meanwhile Fox News and the rest of the cult are pretending like Cheddar Ceaușescu didn’t totally TACO and get ass fucked on the international stage. While he’s acting like some great statesman, everyone who didn’t drop out of middle school to pursue a career in competitive cousin fucking knows that Velveeta Voldemort fucked up bigly. He thought he could just steamroll Iran like it was Venezuela, do a quickie regime change, and be praised for it. Instead, Iran is dictating the terms of the ceasefire, and the Manchurian Cantaloupe is backed into a corner with no way to save face.

And shit still might go sideways; the issue with Lebanon is the latest stumbling block to the ceasefire.

Needy Amin’s deranged posts threatening genocide had people who lived through the Cuban Missile Crisis thinking Not this bullshit again. The United States needs to be rid of the Fanta Menace, and social media is rife with commentary on how to make that happen. Alas, most of it misunderstands American law, and also misses the mark on what is actually feasible.

As I mentioned in my previous article, Section IV of the Twenty-Fifth Amendment is a non-starter. The people with the power to initiate it are all sycophants of their Jaundiced Jesus. They’d betray their own mothers rather than go against Orange Julius Seize Her. What’s more, all Donny Crappleseed has to do is say nuh-uh I’m totally sane and then both the House and the Senate need to vote a two-thirds majority that yeah the guy actually is totally bugshit (which won’t happen with the current Republican majorities) and then we’d get President Couch Fucker.

On that note, as I wrote last year, Captain Guyliner would be an improvement because he doesn’t control the cult. More on that in a bit.

So, yeah. Twenty-Fifth Amendment ain’t happening.

Why don’t the Democrats DO SOMETHING?!

Ima hold your hand while I say this: BECAUSE AMERICANS DIDN’T GIVE THEM ANY POWER TO DO SHIT.

To quote President Obama: “Elections have consequences.” Too many American voters were too fucking racist, or too fucking sexist, or too fucking concerned over their purity politics to vote for someone they were 90% aligned with so they stayed home or voted third party and congratu-fucking-lations now the Republicans control all branches of government. Only the Republican Party can do anything about Mango Unchained right now, and they ain’t fuckin’ gonna.

So, what is the best-case scenario?

A lightning bolt or a nice little chunk of cholesterol would solve a lot of problems, but I’m talking about what you, the American voter, can actually participate in that will help ameliorate the fucktacular shitnado of ass the United States and even much of the world finds itself in.

This brings us to Article II, Section IV of the United States Constitution.

I see a lot of people bringing this one up like it’s some kind of fucking miracle too, because this is what it reads:

The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.

A lot of people are posting that this magical Article II, Section IV means America can just make some giant sweeping motion and send all those fuckers packing. Alas, it doesn’t work that way. In fact, it’s already been tried twice with Coppertone Caligula, and it didn’t work either time.

Remember when he got impeached in 2019 and we started calling him IMPOTUS? Then he did an insurrection and got impeached a second time? News flash: It was Article II, Section IV that was the clause being enacted to do that. And both times, it didn’t fucking work because the Democrats didn’t have the votes in the Senate to convict him. (Read my piece on his impeachments here.)

So, what IS the best-case scenario for dealing with this maniacal motherfucker?

It’s still Article II, Section IV. But it being successful depends on American voters. You need to do two things to make it happen.

First, you need to stop bitching at Democrats to do something because they don’t hold the power right now. Instead, you need to be contacting REPUBLICAN representatives and letting them know just how fucking pissed off you are. Every Republican needs to be endlessly harassed by the public to let them know that this bullshit is intolerable and they need to fucking wield their power to bring it to an end. We are seeing a shift taking place. People across the political spectrum are pissed about the price of gas, the price of groceries, ICE, the Epstein Files, and also yes the fucking war.

Republican senators don’t love Trump. They love power. They support Trump because going against him angers the cult and the cult is what keeps them in power. If they see that things are shifting, some of them might actually fucking do something. It happened with Nixon in 1974. He resigned because he knew there were enough senators who would vote to convict on impeachment, even though the Democratic Party only had 58 of the required 67 senate seats needed. There were enough Republican senators who also agreed Nixon had to go.

The other thing, and this is the really critical part, is that you need to vote in the midterms. Stop all this doomsaying bullshit about how it’s all rigged or there won’t be midterms and blah fucking blah. It’s somewhat rigged in some places but there will be midterms and you need to show up. You need to help and encourage others to show up too.

Because if the midterms swing hard enough toward the Democrats, THEN he can be impeached a third time, and MAYBE there will be enough Democratic senators—along with enough Republican senators who find their spines—and they will actually convict the piece of shit and then he’s out of power.

Then, it’s Vance. And I don’t want to hear any doomsaying about that either, because he is NOT worse. Hypothetically, he could be impeached too. They all could, hypothetically. But that won’t happen. You can’t do a lump impeachment and kick them all out together. It’s different articles, different votes, different trials for each one. Getting Trump convicted is possible. Vance? It would take a miracle, and I’ll tell you why there won’t be such a marvel.

Again, it takes 67 senators to convict on impeachment. I cannot fathom that the Democrats will take 67 seats in the senate in November. We can dream, but that is one helluva long shot. Every single one of the 22 Republican senate seats that are up for grabs in 2026 would have to swing Democratic to hit 67. In other words, for Trump to be convicted, it’s going to require some Republicans to go along.

And they might, especially if shit keeps going the way it has. But what they won’t do is also go along with convicting Vance. The reason why is that if they do that, the Republicans lose the presidency. Because if both the president and the vice-president are removed, the next in line is the Speaker of the House. If the midterms swing Democratic hard enough so that there is an impeachment in the first fucking place, then that means the new Speaker will be a member of the Democratic Party.

Some Republicans may ditch Trump to get Vance, but they won’t also ditch Vance to put a Democrat in the White House. No. Fucking. Way.

President Vance in early 2027 is the best-case scenario, and you gotta fucking work for it.

He doesn’t control the cult because the guy has the personality of an incel’s wank sock. He’s not insane. He doesn’t have dementia. He won’t nuke the planet because of the Epstein Files. The chances of him winning in 2028 also aren’t that great. Oh, and he’d pick a new cabinet too. Hopefully one with fewer psychopaths and morons.

It. Is. An. Improvement.

So do the fucking work.

NOTE: This piece was researched and written by a human, not some bullshit “ai” plagiarism software.

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