That tweet in the feature photo? I posted it on a Monday, two days before January 6, 2021. You want to know what else is gonna be a fuckin’ trip? This entire goddamn year. It’s America’s last chance to save itself from autocracy.
Three years ago today, thousands of Trumpanzee nutburgers were incited by their Oompa Loompa in Chief to stage an insurrection. Many were armed, and intended to murder members of Congress because they could not accept the will of the voters. Continues below …
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Because for two months prior, Danger Yam told them he hadn’t actually lost. For two months, the Manchurian Cantaloupe challenged the results, both in court and via illegal means for which he has now been indicted, such as threatening Georgia’s secretary of state with prison if he didn’t “find 11,780 votes.” For two months, Tangerine Palpatine whipped his cult followers into a frenzy, making them believe their Jaundiced Jesus had been robbed of his rightful re-election.
That was also the day I knew Joe Biden was going to be a strong president, because when he went on television to address the nation, you could tell he was pissed all the way off. “It’s not protest,” Biden said, “It’s insurrection!” The president elect named it for what it was, didn’t shy away from calling out Eric’s dad for the traitor he is.
Here is a sample of what Trump said prior to the insurrection to incite the crowd:
This year they rigged an election. They rigged it like they've never rigged an election before.
All of us here today do not want to see our election victory stolen by emboldened radical-left Democrats.
We will never give up, we will never concede. It doesn't happen. You don't concede when there's theft involved.
We will stop the steal … we won this election and we won it by a landslide.
Does anybody believe that Joe had 80 million votes?
We're stuck with a president who lost the election by a lot and we have to live with that for four more years. We're just not going to let that happen.
That was all at the beginning of the speech. Then he rambled on in typical Coppertone Caligula fashion for a while, talking about how the Democrats were gonna take down the Lincoln Memorial and other bullshit. Then he said, “We're going to walk down to the Capitol, and we're going to cheer on our brave senators and congressmen and women, and we're probably not going to be cheering so much for some of them.”
Yeah, that’s not foreboding at all. It’s code for “Kill those Democrat motherfuckers for me, will ya?” And Pence, too. He said a lot about Mike Pence needing to “do the right thing.” The dayglo taint stain added, “Because you'll never take back our country with weakness. You have to show strength and you have to be strong.”
But then Orange Julius Seize Her tried to cover his ass by saying, “I know that everyone here will soon be marching over to the Capitol building to peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard.” He knew damn well it wasn’t going to be peaceful. He didn’t want it to be peaceful. He wanted insurrection, and that’s what he got. Toward the end of the speech he said, “This is the most fraudulent thing anybody has, this is a criminal enterprise. This is a criminal enterprise.” Then he capped it with, “We fight like hell. And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore.”
Whipped into a frenzy of bullshit by a lying liar who always lies, the MAGAts had their marching orders. But they didn’t march. They charged. In my post from that terrible day that caused the deaths of six people, I referred to it as a coup attempt, but I think Biden was right; insurrection is a more accurate term for the actions of January 6. My post:
In that post I said, “This isn’t over yet,” and it certainly is fucking not. January 6 was an insurrection, but since then the sack of congealed spray tan has continued to attempt an ongoing coup against a lawfully elected president. I also predicted that photos and video would lead to arrests. Since the insurrection, over 1,200 people have been arrested, charged with everything from trespassing to seditious conspiracy. Close to 200 have been convicted and over 700 have pleaded guilty, more than 200 of them to felonies. Only two have been fully acquitted. Continues below …
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Over 450 have been sentenced to prison time, anywhere from a few days to over 20 years.
And the arrests and incarcerations have just begun. Investigations continue. It is expected that perhaps another thousand or more will be held accountable for their treasonous participation in this attempt to overthrow American democracy.
Holy shit but I hope Trump is one of them.
Here is another post I made on that day:
It truly was that, and 2024 is the chance to bring Voldemoron’s coup to a halt, and hopefully save the nation from President for Life Trump.
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Congratulations on coining more characterizations of 🍊💩in one piece!
I still can’t get my head around how there are folks who don’t believe this shit happened?!
We *watched* it, many of us in other countries around the world, in real time. There was violence. There were lies. There was a fucking Confederate flag carried in there.
How the hell is anyone still in denial that this was an insurrection?!