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I love The Simpsons. I know that long ago it strapped two boards to its feet and attained elevation overtop a carnivorous fish, but for many years it was one of the greatest shows on television. I quote it several times a day without even realizing it.
And when my fucking eyelid started to twitch again, the first thin…
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