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Bad Bunny's avatar

"No one could decipher what Uncle Pa meant by that string of emojis."

At the end there, it looks like he's accusing you of having four dicks, as if you share some DNA with the echidna.

https://pursuit.unimelb.edu.au/articles/solving-the-mystery-of-the-four-headed-echidna-penis

Speaking of heredity, if he calls his uncle "Pa" ... 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬.

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Richard Spiering's avatar

Channeling your inner Foxworthy...

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Shan Powell's avatar

There's no shame in being a redneck. Using it as an insult is classist. I grew up on the land and off the grid and also lived in trailer parks. I'm not ashamed. I'm also not imbred.

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Bad Bunny's avatar

And it seems you're not familiar with Jeff Foxworthy.

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Shan Powell's avatar

His humour has not aged well.

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M Crow's avatar

Well, actually the final commenter wanted to murder you, it just had nothing to do with your comment 😂😂😂

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Erin's avatar

"For those who don’t know it, it’s the book that boomers gave to their GenX girls instead of doing the sex talk."

OMG - HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT MY MOM DID?!?!?!? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I still remember not knowing how to pronounce "dykes" (the chapter, if I remember correctly, is "In America, they call us 'Dykes,'" and I had never heard the world before and was confused about that, being an American and all.

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Kathlyn's avatar

It’s a word that cracks me up still: that’s how you tell townies from country folk. If you come from the countryside around here, a dyke is a drainage ditch. (Yes, I know the use of that term as slang for lesbians comes from the Dutch version of dyke (levee), and ‘putting a finger in it’, which makes it even more ridiculous to me as we use the word to mean the opposite.)

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Mercedes's avatar

You are the king of clever comebacks, imo!

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Leslie Church's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣. I can not read enough of your stuff. Oh and FYI. I can’t say the Felon’s name anymore and everyone know who is The Danger Yam. I ALWAYS give you the credit and tell them to look you up.

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Rebecca Farmer's avatar

Not to quibble, but some of us at the tail-end of the boomer cohort actually received "Our Bodies, Ourselves" as our sex talk. It was not exclusive to Gen X.

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James Fell's avatar

Yeah my sister was born in 66 so just barely gen X.

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Jedi Senshi's avatar

1965 was the first year for Gen Xers.

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James Fell's avatar

I know. That’s why I said just barely gen X

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Robot Bender's avatar

I was thrown a "Coffee, Tea, or Me*" book. 🙄

Maybe that's why I worked in the airlines for 25 years... 🤔

*If you remember those, you're older then dirt.

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Amanda Arnold's avatar

Your clap backs are my favorite! I'll never understand how so many people can hold so much hate. Sad

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Kay-El's avatar

Gotta give you mad props for putting RWNJs in their place. On the bottom of my shoe.

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Joe M's avatar

I got rid of Facebook this week. You rarely come up there on my feed. it's almost all suggested posts plus adds. I'll read you here. Keep up the good work.

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Destiny's avatar

“A Trojan could of prevented that Troy”

These clapbacks are next level 🤣👏

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Joshua Smith's avatar

Hey Vern, Chris there looks a lot like Earnest P. Worrell, know what I mean?

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Rose Blackthorn's avatar

Well played.

Good man.

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