The Magic Bus and the Windsurfing Poodle

I haven’t seen my loser stepbrother in 30 years and am not even sure he’s still alive and I thought he was a loser from the day I met him. And by “loser” I mean dishonest, scheming, selfish, totally untrustworthy. Also: creepy. 

But I’m getting ahead of myself. This is what I did on my summer vacation when I was 13. 

I have mentioned that I was bullied in…