The Fart Game

As you might have guessed, this is a story about farts. Like the one I wrote about the sexual escapades that resulted in an ambulance ride, this one comes with a content warning. If discussion of farts disturbs you, perhaps you should read no further.

My name is James, and I am a farter.

I asked my now 22-year-old son if it was okay to tell this story. “Y…