Six Weeks

Said like a malfunctioning disguise at Mars Immigration

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“Two weeks,” Arnold’s character says as the artificial face starts to warp and twist in the movie Total Recall. And you know, I didn’t hate the reboot even though it had nothing to do with interplanetary travel.

When I say, “Six weeks,” it is with a level of exhaustion that makes me feel like my face is likewise melting. …