Reptile Dysfunction, Part II
A bearded dragon who couldn't go Number 2
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Spiky was constipated.
Who is Spiky? More like who was Spiky. Spiky was my daughter’s bearded dragon. You may remember him from this previous talewhere I feared that I’d drowned his ass brain. He lived a full life, but is no longer with us.
Anyway, Spiky couldn’t shit.
He didn’t shit for about two weeks because the dumbas…
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