PAID: Another Gross Ski Story

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Hi, and welcome to my ADHD brain. Again. I said in some long-forgotten story from a while back that when a story is for paying subscribers that I start off by telling you that because I want you to know that this is the shit that you pay which gives me a bit of an anxiety attack because fucking really? Well, plus also …