On An Early Sunday Morning
It's happened to us all
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Bladder: “Hey, you awake?”
Brain: “No. Fuck off.”
Bladder: “Come on, I know you’re awake.”
Brain: “Snuh.”
Five minutes later …
Bladder: “Hi.”
Brain: “No.”
Bladder: “Come on. Quick empty and back to sleep.”
Brain: “Ugh.”
Bladder: …
Brain: …
Brain: “Fine!”
Other Part of Brain: “Wait. What time is it?”
Brain: “Who fucking cares? It’s …
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