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Just experienced a legit Christmas Miracle.
Small dinner again this year, because [insert appropriate letter of the Greek alphabet]. I’ve cooked some big fuckers. Largest crowd for Christmas I ever hosted was 23, two of whom were under two years old. That also happened to be the year we got a stupid big Christmas tree…
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