IMPORTANT NOTICE!

For real

Despite this being an “important notice” n’ shit, I’m gonna bury the lede just a bit. I understand why women choose the bear, but please choose to bear with me for a moment.

I have an MBA and worked in marketing for a dozen years prior to becoming a full-time writer. One thing I know about sales is that the whole “Holy fucking shit we’re almost sold out only a few spots left don’t miss out oh my god we’re all gonna fucking die if you don’t buy now” type of messaging actually works really well. Nevertheless, I fucking hate it. It’s cheesy as shit, and often full of shit. Marketers are often desperate to fill slots or sitting on a warehouse full of stock and they LIE to entice people to buy.

Except in this case, it’s actually true. Sales have been through the roof and ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY SH!T WENT DOWN is low in stock.

When I was self-published this was never an issue, because print on demand would quickly crank out more books. But now that I’m with a big publisher there are queues for printing. My publisher just ordered another massive print run, but it will take two weeks to fulfill and at the rate sales are going all those books will be spoken for by then and they’ll have to do another print run and what I’m saying is that it could be really tight getting copies for Christmas gifts if you wait until December to order.

I don’t lie about history, and I’m not lying about this. If you want to make sure you get books as gifts this year, I wouldn’t procrastinate.

Get them at JamesFell.com/books.

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