I'm Procrastinating So I Wrote This

I ain't no Stephen King

I am working on the edits of Part 3 of Greedy Sexist Religious Bigots: A History of Humanity. I have one last bit to do then I can take a break and wait for the final Part 4 from my editor. But this last bit of reworking will suck. There is a section that needs a lot of effort, and I’m procrastinating.

So I decided to write an opening scene to this nove…