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My father has a never-ending stream of vulgar euphemisms, in case you’re wondering where I come up with shit like “fucktacular shitnado of ass”. I pale in comparison to his creativity so much so my children have a notebook with a list of “Grandpa Daveisms.” It’s “shit my grandpa says,” not “shit my dad says.”
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