I Am Finally Proud of Myself

In the capitalistic sense, I mean

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I think my dad could have been an actor. Alas, most of us are victims of capitalism.

I am finally a success, finally proud of myself for my ability to win at capitalism. There was a shit-ton of privilege involved in said winning. My Ritalin hasn’t kicked in yet, so this fucker is gonna ADHD all over the place. Bide.

I wa…