Fetch with Dolphins

Not swimming. Fetch.

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There is an episode of South Park where Cartman says, “If dolphins are so smart, how come they get caught in those fishing nets all the time?” Then Stan rebuts with, “Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.” Cartman bites back with, “Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.”

Dolphins are definitely…