Clapbacks: Bear in the Woods Edition
I could bearly contain myself
No, that’s not an actual Jordan Peterson quote. But it feels like it could be, right?
Anyway, I’m taking a brief hiatus from my hiatus because this bear in the woods stuff is just too fucking much, with incels o’er the land coming out of their mom’s basement to prove the point being made.
In case you missed it, social media blew up hard the last two days because women were asked “If you were alone in the woods, would you rather meet a strange man, or a bear?” And most of the women said, “bear,” and a lotta dudes fucking lost their shit in the woods.
So I made a post on Twitter and screen capped it over to Facebook where it blew up. The reach on this fucker is at almost half a million right now.
I didn’t read all 5,200 comments, but I read a lot of them, and some guys just left the door wide open for setting their lonely little houses on fire. Some of them led to some righteous dogpiles that I’m sure had them wanting to crawl back into the womb, which was probably the only time they were even in one. Like this guy, who got 637 replies. 637!
Since we’re talking about preferences, I’d really prefer it if you …
And in just the last hour this guy got over a hundred replies. It’s not going well for him either.
Of course, there were plenty of guys trying to bearsplain that bears are actually dangerous, so I made a second post on Twitter and screen capped it over to Facebook. That one blew up too, currently with almost 400k views.
Anyway, it’s been a fun and busy day dunking on this misogynistic fucknuts, so here are a sample of some of the others.
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I was watching the Facebook comments yesterday. Some men who claim not all men, are probably the men to worry about. I freaked people out a couple years ago when I said I felt safer with tattooed bikers than men in suits at a bar. The whining was too loud. It was so funny.
My son worked at Kings Canyon in California, and they had black bears come up on the property multiple times. He had one just walk into the kitchen where he was working. All that my son had to do was nudge the bear out the door, and it went - complaining all the way, but the bear did what it was told. (My son is very good with animals, so he handled the bear with care, talking to him and keeping him calm.) My son has always told me that black bears, especially, are just looking for food and they won't bother you if you don't bother them. They can even be friendly if they're used to being around humans. Which is not to say you should approach them. Give them their space, and they will give you yours. Unfortunately, this is not true when it comes to the incels who are so offended by all of this. We've had multiple news stories lately about guys punching women who turned them down. It's ridiculous.