Clapbacks and Commentary: Fuck Nazis Edition

Here we go again

Why do I always feel like a knob when I do these clapback collections? Like oh look at me I’m so funny with my burns on these dipshits? It feels rather self-aggrandizing, and despite what you may think, I don’t have a big ego but rather suffer from crushing imposter syndrome. Howeverthefuck, it does appear people enjoy them, as they always do well on Facebook, so … fuck it. It was a good week for smacking douchebags on social media, so I’ve done a wee bit of compiling for your enjoyment / eye rolling.

The feature photo is an old one that is my second most popular clapback that keeps getting new life breathed into. Big pages will share it every few months and then I’ll get tagged and get a bunch of new followers and even sell some books. Speaking of, On This Day in History Sh!t Went Down makes a great gift and I know I’m not supposed to mention Christmas until after Halloween but there it is. Order a shit-ton of copies of both volumes here. The most popular one was about that Richard Cooper alpha male douche that initiated a pile-on and had articles written about it. I’ll make that the feature photo the next time I do one of these in case you never saw it.

Anyway, I was doing some promoting of the aforementioned books by taking a photo of the Author’s Note of Volume I and it blew up pretty big:

And, of course, saying that Nazis are bad gave some people big feelings. Like this guy whose profile photo screams “Sex Offender Registry.”

Speaking of interesting profile photos, this guy got up in his fee fees too:

And, of course, not everyone likes it when I throw at Trumpanzees—only they are allow to insult people—and one person felt the need to come to Mr. Thumb’s defense:

I have to admit I’m kinda proud of that one.

In other news, I’ve learned about the importance of highlighting, because people tend to have hair triggers when it comes to commenting. With this post, which also went pretty big, a lot of people only read the part in black and not my reply below it, and got awfully pissed off.

Also, the line at the top where I said, “See you on the other side, Goldie” I figured was obvious that I was talking about a dearly departed goldfish, but some thought I was saying Goldie Hawn had died. I am happy to report she is alive and well. Even though the vast majority of folks understood the assignment, moving forward, when I do replies on other pages like that, I’ll be sure to highlight my reply. Even if only 5% of 3,100 comments are pissed off at you, that’s still a lot of angry folks.

And finally, I know this seems like years ago, but I had some good laughs over this guy. I can’t believe we still don’t know his name. A lot of people think he’s law enforcement and being protected. Anyway, he shall forever be known as homophobic faceplant guy.

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And don’t forget to buy my fucking books, please.