Let’s begin with “I just couldn’t help myself.”
And next, from the “I can’t believe they are actually fucking serious department,” we have this:
The Blaze is right-wing media just slightly less fascist than Ben Shapiro’s The Daily Wire. And they actually thought this was a burn on liberals. Catturd actually has a Wikipedia page. He’s some alt-reich Twitter douche with over 2 million followers, made famous because Trump retweeted him a bunch of times, despite him being a shitposting troll who pushes conspiracy theories. Wait. Trump retweeted him because he’s a shitposting troll who pushes conspiracy theories.
On the subject of pets, God asked a question, and the many answers weren’t terribly realistic in terms of industries that won’t exist in 10 years. Mine I think was at least in the realm of possibility for some countries, and it seemed to get a lot of approval.
Never one to pass up slamming a whiny dude who thinks he’s entitled to a woman’s time or body, this douche was going off about women walking out on a date, or refusing a second date.
In other news, this is totally true. He did try to do that.
And finally, I think I kind of nailed this one, except that it requires some additional context (see below the screen cap).
The context is that people who aren’t hemorrhoidal cockblankets DO see it as shrieking insecurity, but those who refer to themselves as alpha males don’t see it that way at all. They not only believe in the myth of the alpha male, but proclaim themselves as one as an excuse for being an asshole all while wondering why no women want to be within ten feet of them.
And don’t forget to buy my book ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY SH!T WENT DOWN.
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I have to figure out some way of remembering to come to substack to read your stuff lol. I get the emails so I'm not sure why I keep forgetting, but I really want to engage with you like we did on Facebook, and I really hate what Facebook is doing to people like you
Please yes on the puppy mills. I have bucketfuls of swears for those.