What is the opposite of “sploosh”? It’s when Ben “damp nethers are a medical condition” Shapiro does a “musical” collaboration with Tom “Reich Rap” MacDonald. I just invented that term, by the way. If you have Nazis who love your music, then that’s a clue that you might be a piece of shit. Tom also likes to collaborate with Adam “I set my Carhart on fire because woke” Calhoun, writing songs like “Race War” and “Your America” to inspire the next generation of fascists.
What’s the Shapiro collaboration “song” about? Facts, obviously. But the alternative kind, I imagine. I didn’t listen to it because I don’t hate myself.
I wonder if Tom ever saw this tweet before collaborating with Ben.
You know what’s not stupid? Not being a slave to algorithmic fuckery and making sure you see all my posts with a free (or paid — paid is also good) subscription. Substack also has an app if you don’t like email.
And here is a picture of a guy who I bet just loves Ben’s auditory atrocity:
If you weren’t aware, Canadians have every right to be concerned about what’s happening in the meth lab we live above. Our own racists reprobates have been emboldened by Orange Julius Seize Her’s toxic rhetoric.
And here is another shitty opinion from another Ben:
And finally, I was reminded of this fun interaction from last year with my friend Father Nathan.
Enjoy the rest of your day, please buy my sweary history book, and don’t forget to say fuck the algorithm and subscribe / share / get the app / whateverthefuck:
after watching his latest speeches I think we will have to start calling him Julius Seizure
I laughed so hard I woke my husband up from a post- too-much-lasagna nap. (I hope you’re happy)