Avoiding the Hangry

All hail the emergency gel

I think that Snickers bar was photoshopped to have less than the usual dick vein. Thanks, Getty Images.

Late last night I got back from Spain. We cashed in an assload of points to get lay-flat seats from Barcelona to Toronto, and now I’m motivated for my next book to sell a million or so copies because holy shit it was glorious and I don’t want to do ov…