Sweary History with James Fell

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A Nut to Remember

A Nut to Remember

Nothing sexual about it, fyi

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James Fell
Aug 09, 2024
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A Nut to Remember
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What follows immediately below is not the story of the worst time I ever got nutted. It is a story of the second-worst time.

I was about ten. My sister was twelve. My sister had a thirteen-year-old friend. Her friend was much bigger than I was. I didn’t like her.

One day, I s…

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