A Kananaskis "Adventure"

Something wicked this way comes

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There is something rotten in the NOT state of Alberta. It’s a fucking province, and will never be a 51^st state, you syphilitic sack of smegma.

Last night we heard a cacophony of helicopters overhead. Or “helicocksuckers” if you watch Trailer Park Boys. We’ve been hearing and seeing them frequently the past two weeks in pr…